C is for CARD GAMES and...

[sam]

my completely pointless and pathetic STAR WARS: CUSTOMIZABLE CARD GAME decks that would stand no chance of winning a tournament (or casual game) ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING NO ONE EVEN PLAYS ANYMORE.

but all these cards have to be useful for something.

here is my AWESOME light side jawa deck.

Locations:
1x Tatooine
1x Tatooine: Cantina
1x Tatooine: Docking Bay 94
1x Tatooine: Dune Sea
1x Tatooine: Hutt Canyon
1x Tatooine: Jawa Camp (starting location)
1x Tatooine: Lars' Moisture Farm
1x Tatooine: Mos Eisley
1x Bespin
1x Cloud City: Platform 327

Characters:
2x Het Nkik
1x Kalit
13x Jawa
2x Elom

Devices/Weapons:
5x Tatooine Utility Belt
1x Hydroponics Station
1x Artillery Remote
2x Golan Laser Battery

Vehicles/Starships:
1x Kalit's Sandcrawler
1x Sandcrawler
3x Y-Wing

Effects/Interrupts:
1x All My Urchins
1x Dismantle On Sight
1x Jawa Siesta
3x Plastoid Armor
3x Sai'torr Kal Fas
3x Traffic Control
1x Wars Not Make One Great
2x Blue Milk
2x Nar Shaddaa Wind Chimes
1x Yoda Stew


Dumb Ideas:
1. Y-Wings with jawas?  they are intended to just hang around tatooine to give a power bonus to the jawas down below.
2. Bespin? Cloud City? Plastoid Armor?  one glance at Elom and you can see that if he's at a mobile site (cloud city), he can put plastoid armor on any aliens.  jawas can shuttle to cloud city, put on snazzy armor, then come back to tatooine and rip shit up.
3. FUCKING ARTILLERY WEAPONS?!  hold on now, Het Nkik, though a wimpy jawa, is considered a warrior.  Also the Sai'torr Kal Fas cards can be used in a pinch to make a normal jawa a warrior.  Since there aren't any other weapons in the deck, you can have the jawas set up a system of laser batteries and pick off enemies at will.  using the artillery remote not only lets you fire your lasers without having to even be at the same location (just have all the jawas hide at their camp or something), but it lets you fire them TWICE DURING YOUR TURN. pew-pew, pew-pew.  with all the relatively high destiny draws in this deck, you might even be able to take down vader if you're lucky.  go jawas go!

up next! my TOTALLY BITCHIN' dark side carbon freezing deck.

(han begins to descend into the freezing chamber)
I OWN YOU!
(han looks back with sorrowful determination in his eyes)
i know...